The best game on this list has to be Stranded, a simple title with a ton of gameplay hiding under the surface. They’re just really simple and dare I say, wholesome, stripping games. There’s no penetration, no slave motifs, nothing violent or forced at all. I mean, there’s nudity in them and a bit of cum action, but that’s it. The games are barely adult-rated, for what it’s worth. Both of the dudes are really nice and depicted in a very innocent way. I’m sensing a pattern.Īnyways, these two are really simple, cute games in which you undress the dudes so you can see what they’re hiding beneath all those clothes. From Solid Snake to Dick, in a single click, all in one section. By the way, Gumshoe’s name is Dick, so there must be something to that. I’m talking about Professor Sycamore from Pokémon and Officer Gumshoe from Phoenix Wright. There are quite a few anime-styled dudes on here, and they’re tributes to popular characters from games that are, well, they’re anime based, so it’s basically gay hentai. I’d venture to guess that he’s every gay guy’s wet dream. Plus, he’s buff as hell, gritty, a real man’s man who only ever spends time with dudes. His name is literally a synonym for hard cock. I’m honestly not surprised that gay dudes have a stiffy for him. Solid Snake sticks out to me, no pun intended, as the coolest of the bunch. Most of them are recognizable characters from other video games. It’s mostly just good looking dudes that you want to see naked and maybe feel up a little bit. Well, this here porn section has none of that shit.
I review porn for a living, so I’m kind of used to seeing all kinds of tropes and modern genre non-sense, like step-daughter plot lines and slave simulators. What I mean is, they’re real Chads, but at the same time, they’re depicted as being very sweet and approachable. The dudes that are depicted across these games are oddly manly, even for gay porn games. There are currently 13 gay porn games on this site and … I guess I have to play dumb and just review them, even though I’m totally aware of how sad this is. I thought that I would be bombarded with results. I seriously expected this site to have a shit-ton of gay porn games. And, well, the gay adult games section has suffered for it more than any other part of the site, it seems.
Newgrounds porn games free#
The site appears to be barely afloat with some recent posts of games that are mostly free to play, but seem to be a way for the website to make money. I don’t know what happened, maybe there was some sort of press release that I missed, but their library has been gutted. Well, that era has come and gone, it appears, as Newgrounds’ library has been absolutely destroyed. It was a great place to find animations, songs, art, and of course, an unlimited supply of Flash games. But, we loved it that way, because everyone was welcome to create their own original media and upload it for the world to see. You didn’t have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for half-baked content on Newgrounds the barrel was overflowing with crap. People used to flock to this site to submit all kinds of dog-shit content. They were my main go-to when I needed a quality time-waster. I’ve been a fan of this site since day one, in the early 2000s. This is going to be a bittersweet and confusing review, because Newgrounds have managed to stump me.
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